"What a dangerous way to live!" she said, sounding utterly delighted

- sliding down half moon hill in cardboard boxes.
- playing with strange containers that said 'WARNING' on them because we thought they were nuclear bombs.
- having flawless logic.
- Sitting on your roof watching the sunrise and not caring about anything
- marching down your road with lanterns in the dead of night, chanting in tongues
- terrorizing that weird kid who lived across from you because she killed her kitten by mopping up milk with it
-that pair of purple shorts you always used to wear
- singing 'the midas touch' when your mum was hiding in the tree above us and we thought she was a monster. best defense strategy ever.
- making up lame parodies of songs like 'boulevard of broken dreams'
- bums in the wardrobe
- the gutless guy at your uncles farm
- the music under the floorboards
- going out sailing at clayton so we could listen to Nova without getting in trouble
- Best death 2004, the sand dune, and that weird english guy who was looking for specimens
- good ol' salt and vin behind woolworths.
- that suspicious cream we tipped all over the trolleys
- citric acid in the baked beans
- reading your mums diary on the DL and hating everything because of it
- Jenny with the bell
- losing your phone in your neighbours back garden and having to use our epic shaldeedal skills to reclaim it whilst also looking like mad sus cunts
- sleeping in the cubby house and being more scared of bogans than spiders.
- having MAD meetings in the loft at 448 MBR
- ELIJAH. no one can forget.
- being the only kids ever who played ding dong dash and then wondering why we got caught.
- the rabbit skin hat that you fed with pepper.
-sleeping on the couches outside and then licking the ice off them in the morning.
- wondering why you seemed to thrive on cat food
- the sacred ibis' on the current dick smith site.
- when having a chat with dad was the worst thing that could happen to anyone
-friday night: bips and bubbles, and saturday lolly day.
- combining our moneys to get more lollies and then getting in trouble for eating chewing gum because it lasted for too long
- adventuring in to the stormwater drains and then freaking out because there were quite clearly sewer mutants out to get us
- raging around the streets of mount barker with spritz, breaking bottles in the Kmart parking lots in the middle of the night, because we were fearless bastards.
- talking about pete wentz even though i had no idea who he was at the time, and i stick by the fact that he is weird looking and i would not go there ever.
- the funeral for the ant, and when you decided he needed o be free and threw his dead body dramatically into the vegetable garden.
- convincing em to give her characters bad names when we played games.
- tommy nutty and jinglebells
- painting our desks with harlequins because that was the thing to do.
- the friday night longest chip competition.


these are but a few of the epic things i remember doing. i want my biffle back, even though we're both to self concious to do any of that shit.
it would be nice.