the wise woman

i like bananas. i don't really, they remind me of mushrooms in a way, but then again not really.
tonight, i am attending dinner at the Stirling hotel motel for all your liquid refreshment needs with a dear friend of mine names rebecca smith. i find it really annoying that her last name is smith because when i have no batteries left in my phone and i want to call her it becomes very difficult to find her in the phone book. i should probably just write down her number elsewhere, but i won't because im much to awesome for those sorts of shenanigans.
so within the next few weeks, my room will actually have been completely covered in collages of some wort. swear to god, my bed is halfway glued to oblivion with floral fabric, my sound system is covered in orange purple and green paper, my walls have posters glued to them my favorite chest of drawers is covered with phantom comics, my lampshade has been drawn on, the backs of my bookshelves have posters on them. its fucking ridiculous is what it is. did you know that there is no word that rhymes with purple, except for urkle, which isn't a word, and doesn't really rhyme with purple. purple urkle is the name of some chronic purple weed from Canada.
don't ask my how i know this, because i don't know how i know. know.
sometimes i wonder why i write this. it really is the most ridiculous, unnecessary piece of shit in the world, but fuck you, im not complaining. this is what i do when i have millions of other things to be doing, but just cant be fucked doing them. woot.
he sees the stormy anger of the world and wants no part of it at all,
and as the weeping leaves of autumn curl, he feels the savage winter call,
see far below the dust of conflict settles on the hill, for there is no escape at all,
and as he spreads his wings and soars up to another level, he brings the eyes prophecies of war...
BLACK CROW, BLACK CROW, TELL ME WHERE YOU REALLY GO? do you fly into the sunset, high in evening sky.
seriously though, tell my or I'll shoot you in the face. man i want to watch law abiding citizen. that was an amazing film, and Gerard butler is truly a actor of biblical proportions.
i could go a corona right now, that would be amazing. yummm.
yesterday at work i cut off my fingernail, again, which sucks because its my index finger and now i find typing very difficult, and im not sure why im doing this, because of my finger.
it doesnt hurt anymore, which is good, it just sort of throbs inanely.
oh man, every time i say inanely, i want to watch black adder.
why do i have an ostrich feather stuck up my bottom? because the little pixies put it there, and why am i smiling inanely, because i think im about to con you out of a whopping great inheritance.

TWO THINGS MUST YE KNOW ABOUT THE WISE WOMAN! first, she is....A WOMAN. and second, second she is...
wise?
oh so you do know her then?
no that was just a stab in the dark, which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you dont shut up soon.