I don't understand some of the adds on television. what impact are they supposed to have? sometimes I overanalyze them to the point where I am like some sort of psychoanalyst trying to work out if adds are some sort of tethnical inception. you know like impairing an idea off thought in peoples brains. I guess it sort of is, which makes me a bit nervous. the minds of a consumer population are weak. I bowser use the power of the force to fend off these attacks on my mind. but not really, I like shoes as much as the next girl who bought a pair of camper boots And is now broke does.

mcdolands are ridiculous with their oven baked bits and bobs that might count as about an eighth of a meal at the very best. it's just so goddamn phoney.

I hate it when films have giant plot floors or phoney English voices because the film is in German and subtitles were obviously an impossibility because some people are stupid. I find it very off-putting if I am trying to amuse myself with said film. I just don't understand why they don't research a bit before they go about building eye and filming douchebags dandering around like goddamn fools. sonuvabitches, ruining the sacredness of films.

you know, I have a question: why would you agree to go to the lake of fire with Satan? does it sound like a great idea? not to me. if Satan invited me to the lake o fire I'd say something alon he lines of : "hello no!".
in the voice of a festively plump African-american woman.

I wonder why people refer to a fictional young glass as either half empty or half full? some foolish goddamn analogy for ones outlook on life... anyhow, said glass is always full. half air, half water, stupid sonuvabitches. is it some form of sign that depression is stupid? god knows.

and why, if you are a douche would you continue to be one. I mean, if you don't like homebrand ice-cream because it's not goddamn creamy enough, but you do like Blue Ribbon ice-cream because it's super duper creamy. anyway, if you don't have enough money to afford Blue Ribbon unless you don't buy milk, and you keep buying it, you are a douche. that is very douche-like yeah it is